Sparbler 

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.

Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......

Sparbler by JD Hammond August 24, 2010

starable 

if you're starable, ERRYBODY be staring at you on the daily.

DAYYUUMMM, did you see martin?! he's so starable! i'd hit it!

starable by beyonce69 July 7, 2010

SparableParsley 

When one has so much hair in their pubic region that they could shave it all off and make a black man's afro

One man says, "Yo I was watching man on man porno and this guy has so much sparableparsley it was not even funny!!!"
"What the hell? You are so homo!" Someone else replies.
"Kind of." He stammers back.

SparableParsley by Not a PVTMW91 April 13, 2009

SparableParsley 

SparableParsley is when one has so much pubic hair that they could trim it and have a black man's afro.

One man says, "Yo, that man has so much sparableparsley he could trim dat and have a black man's afro."
"Ya, thats really gay though." Another man replies.

See LRTacular

SparableParsley by LRTacular April 13, 2009

starable 

if you are starable, ERRYBODY be staring at you all the time.

DAYYUMMM, did you see martin? he's so starable! i'd hit it!

starable by beyonce69 July 8, 2010

sparkable 

noun (n.) spark-uh-bull A plant or otherwise organic material that becomes luminous with the measured application of a bic lighter.

commonly misunderstood as a verb. This usually occurs after the sparkable has been liberally inhaled.

nounsense- "I've had a long day. I think I need a sparkable."

"I have some extra sparkable that you are more than welcome to."

verbage- "I'm so high right now, when did we sparkable?"

sparkable by Zinzin May 18, 2010

sparkable 

noun (n.) spark-uh-bull A plant, or otherwise organic material, that becomes luminous with the measured application of a bic lighter.

commonly misunderstood as a verb. This usually occurs after the sparkable has been liberally inhaled.

nounsense- "I've had a long day. I think I need a sparkable."

"I have some extra sparkable that you are more than welcome to."

verbage- "I'm so high right now, when did we sparkable?"

sparkable by Zinzin May 18, 2010