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bag of spanners 

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.
Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.
bag of spanners by d6y May 23, 2006

Wank Spanners 

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
Wank Spanners by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005

bag of spanners 

someone with a really ugly face
shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners
bag of spanners by turn November 2, 2003
This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.
Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks
Spannerak by Rikstir June 13, 2012

wanking spanners 

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers
By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!
tit spanners by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005