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A nickname for a foxy girlfriend - I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight
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A person person who is a complete fucking muppet, or a retard. You mate, are a complete fu'kin spanner. Youre one apple short of an orchard.
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Someone who's a tool You're such a bloody spanner
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1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works". Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.
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Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses. Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.
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A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other. I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!
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A large shit whose length spans at least the circumference of the inside of the toilet bowl. Extreme relief usually accompanies release of a spanner, as does the occasional bloody anus, sudden weight loss and clogged toilet. Mass consumption of sunflower seed shells can turn an ordinary spanner into a mace spanner. Resembling the spiky medieval weapon, mace spanners should be avoided at all costs. "I just ate 4 bowls of granola. There's gonna be a spanner in the toilet tomorrow, I tell you."
Tom:"Dude, I just shat out a wingless 747." Ron:"No, Tom, you shat a spanner. Good for you. Now unclog the toilet." Ron:"I told you should have spit out all those sunflower seed shells, Tom." Tom:"Fuck you, Ron. My intestines are being shredded as we speak. It's only a matter of time before this mace spanner turns my butthole into a bloody, fleshy origami fortune teller" |
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