| 1. | shuffling | ||
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to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off "yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"
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| 2. | CP | ||
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Abbreviation for "Corporal Punishment".
In the fetish context, it most often refers to chastisement on the buttocks between consenting adults. Whereas spanking tends to be used to mean blows to the buttocks with the hand, CP usually involves implements such as paddles, straps or canes ... or one of many objects that can be pressed into service to give a satisfying sting to a willing rear end! It has been suggested that the pleasure obtained from a spanking is similar to the "Runners High" achieved after a period of strenuous exercise. The pain triggers the release of opiate-like substances called endorphins – hormones that make you feel good. The feeling of well-being can relieve stress and help with relaxation. See spanking, paddling, caning |
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| 3. | bitchlick | ||
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Belizean slang for a very painful physical experience, such as from falling, tripping, spanking. "Gial yu wah tek a bitchlick if you no stop di run 'bout!"
translation: "Girl, you are going to get really hurt if you don't stop running around. |
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| 4. | Bratified | ||
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A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good" Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.
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| 5. | Blast in a Glass | ||
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When your jackin it and you realize you have no tissues around you, only a cup to blow your load in. Dude i was spanking my monkey yesterday, when i found out i had no tissues so i had to "blast in a glass".
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| 6. | pet my monkey | ||
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What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around. I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey |
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| 7. | tikka | ||
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Firearms manufacturer from Finland. The company is the little brother of Sako one of the finest gunsmiths in the world. Sako is owned by Beretta.
Tikka has changed the world of firearms, by delivering a rifle that will shoot a 1 1/2 Inch grouping out of the box for around $700US (thats $1400 NZ and about 15million Zimbabwean!) Peanut drew a bead on the wapiti with hius brand spanking new Tikka T3 in .243 winchester peeeeeow peeeeeow it was down and writhing on the ground, he ran to it as fast as he could and stabbed deep into its throat, easily penetrating the silky skin, finding his mark, the purple arterail blood gushed out in a hot salty stream. ~ yeah thats how id use it!
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