The addiction of smelling something really horrible, knowing it smells horrible, and yet continuing to smell it. This also includes sharing the vile smell with other people regardless of their desire to smell it.
I just wiped my ass and now I can't stop smelling my finger. WHY??
Bro, you got a bad stankdiction.
A small creature that can be found roaming the West Country fields in search of cider and Jack Bauer. Often changes the colour of its fur to blend in with the more exotic landscapes. Enjoys marrying gay men for green cards and driving Spanish cars.
Spanswick Sanctuary, second left after the 'volcano' and hot airballoon landing zone.