| 1. | Spank-Wank | ||
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A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv 1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on! |
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| 2. | spank tank | ||
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n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.
2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand." 1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank. |
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| 3. | spank tank | ||
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n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.
2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand." 1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank. |
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| 4. | spank the monkey | ||
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to have a wank cf choking the chicken i'm just off to spank the monkey
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| 5. | spank the sponge | ||
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Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge. Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby? Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge! |
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| 6. | Jackhammer Spank | ||
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Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls. "I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."
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| 7. | Bat Wank | ||
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Spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat wank situations a lemon and bite down,
The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations I shot my beans against the HD plasma as i was bat wanking to trisha because she looked so real.
I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank" |
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