The name given on Football Manager when you are managing a big team but fail to beat a much smaller club, often despite having five times as many shots.
In a typical FM'ing, you'll see your strikers through on goal time and time again, only to see them spank it out the ground from a couple of yards out, perhaps aiming for a low-flying aircraft or a fan they thought was being overly-aggressive.
Most of the time the end result will be a 0-0 draw or a 1-0 defeat, sometimes without the opponents even managing a shot on target. If your opponents did manage to score the goal themselves, it will more often than not come from a striker who hasn't scored in about 15 hours of football, who it seems was just saving up for a thunderbolt from 35 yards to win the game in the sixth minute of stoppage time.
The term can be applied to real-life football matches, however it is much less frequent, as top-class strikers don't usually forget how to shoot when approximately 7 inches from the goal.
Gary: I got FM'd last night.
Gary: A 40-year-old Emile Heskey scored with his arse.
This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
Meme Busting is the act of interrupting or otherwise ruining another person's attempt at photographing or videoing themselves performing a stupid online meme.more...
The idea with any good meme bust is to have it videoed or photographed in a way that captures the reaction of the victim and the person taking their video or picture or any near by people if that person is using their own cam on auto.
Common online memes and ways to bust them:
(when busting a planker this is called "planking spanking")
Ways to bust Planking:
Spank the planker with a paddle or blunt object
Yell at them
Throw water on them
Blow an air horn
(when busting this meme it is called "busting a move")
Ways to bust a dance mob:
Nude streaking through the dance mob
Pretend you are in the dance mob with another person but start to Lumbata or Dagger (both erotic dances) through the dance mob with your partner. You must do this in a way so as to convince anyone watching that what you are doing is actually part of the dance mob.
MIME through the dance mob
*Rick rolling and other photo or vid memes
(When busting these it is called bust rolling)
For these it depends on the buster's own imagination but the idea is to interrupt or disarm the meme and get a reaction.
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When your hemorrhoid is so bad it pops and you bleed out your anus while engaging in anal sex
John: Hey George lets have some butt kool aid
George: No if we do daddy will spank us again
John: Ok since we cant have to settle for an alaskan pipline
A fun spanking. Originally the word referred to a spanking on the fanny in the American sense, but the meaning can be easily extended to cover the British sense of fanny as well. If you spank it and it's fun, it's a fanking.
And after the fanking, the oral sex!
An AMAZING girl with a gorgeous face and body. She is a true and wonderful friend and she can keep secrets! she has a really nice ass and dont be shy to spank it! she is very romantic and if a micha tells you she loves you, be proud my friend, be proud!
Maan, That Girl Is Sooo Fine..!
I Bet Her Name Is Micha!