No one expects it.
Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by Spounge84 August 12, 2011
Top Definition
1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
by jiffy pop May 18, 2004
Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
by Kid A February 08, 2004
when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.
Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???
by Durty Hutchinson March 01, 2008
a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
by Team Moxie September 02, 2013
An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.
The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.
by Nickidewbear November 25, 2011
A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.
" Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"
by ManCHiLds January 20, 2012
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