| 1. | Spanish-American War | ||
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A war that took place in 1898 where the United States totally owned ass, taking over colonies that used to belong to Spain. Can be used to describe a minor conflict between an American and someone of some sort of Spanish descent. Yo, me an' dat bitch are having a Spanish-American War.
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| 2. | mexican american war 1 | ||
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mexican american war 1, was WHITE VS WHITE war, EX-Mexican states was a spanish advancement and not an Indian decent. mexican today are caucasian are just mixed, seen as just mexicans since many have oriental eyes or stocky, if you ever consider a white mexican in the past to be white, nothing has changed they are still consiered to be part of the white race.mexican american war 1
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| 3. | Philippines | ||
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Philippines
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A tropical archipelago comprised of 7,100+ islands, located just north of the equator, off the southeastern coast of Asia. It has an area of around 300,000 square kilometers, about the size of Italy and the US state of Arizona. It has three main island groups: Luzon in the north, Visayas in the middle, and Mindanao in the south. There are eleven major islands (larger than 2,000 square kilometers): Luzon (largest, about the same size as Iceland and the US state of Kentucky), Mindanao (second largest, about the same size as Hungary and the US state of Indiana), Samar, Palawan, Negros, Panay, Mindoro, Leyte, Cebu, Bohol, and Masbate (11th largest, about the same size as the US state of Rhode Island). It has a population of about 92 million people (2008 estimates), speaking more than 80 different languages and dialects, the largest of which are Tagalog, Cebuano, Ilocano, Ilonggo, Bicolano, Kapampangan, Pangasinense, Waray-Waray, Chavacano, Tausug, Zambaleno, Aklanon, Hamtikanon, Ibanag, Maranao, and Maguindanaon. Almost all these 80+ languages belong to the Malayo-Polynesian branch of the Austronesian ethno-linguistic family. The Philippines has a relatively high literacy rate, at more than 92%. Majority of Filipinos have at least a basic working knowledge of English. About 82% of the population is Roman Catholic. Protestants, Muslims, Buddhists, Taoists/Confucianists, Hindus, and people belonging to indigen... |
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| 4. | Spanish news | ||
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From the unreliable journalism covering the Spanish-American War, a bit of hot gossip that may or may not be exaggerated and is passed off as true without examination for accuracy. "But I have a piece of Spanish news for Gooper. The Flynns never had a thing in this world but money and they lost that ..."
--Margaret from Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof |
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| 5. | world war 1 | ||
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a BRITISH tradition...not american! av it:
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Prehistoric and Classical period Roman conquest of Britain (43) Boudica's uprising (61) Battle of Watling Street edit Mediæval period Battle of Aylesford (455) Anglo-Saxons Battle of Ellandun Viking invasions (793–1066) Raid on Lindisfarne (793) Campaign of Alfred the Great (871–899) Battle of Edington (878) Battle of Cannington (878) Battle of Ashingdon (1016) Battle of Fulford (1066) Battle of Stamford Bridge (1066) Norman Conquest of England (1066) The Battle of Hastings 1066 Rebellion of 1088 - civil war The Anarchy (1135–1154) - civil war Revolt of 1173-1174 - civil war Third Crusade (1189-1192) Richard I's war in France Welsh uprising of 1211 Battle of Bouvines (1214) - loss of Normandy First Barons' War (1215–1217) - civil war Henry III's war in France Second Barons' War (1264–1267) - civil war Welsh Uprising (1282) - civil war Edward I's war in France The First War of Scottish Independence (1296–1328) Edward II's war in France The Second War of Scottish Independence (1332–1357) Hundred Years' War (1337 to 1453) against France War of Edward III (1337 to 1360) - victory War of Charles the Wise (1369 to 1396) - defeat War of Henry V (1415 to 1422) - victory War of Charles the Victorious (1428 to 1453) - defeat Wars of the Roses (1455–1485) - Richar... |
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| 6. | SPAM | ||
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1) meat
2) the Spanish - American War 3) Butter you spray 4) A girl who looks like a block of butter with no boobs ass or personality ew shes such a spam.
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| 7. | The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 | ||
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An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.
Nobody REALLY knows for sure. What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something. Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories. There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877" "I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877" |
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