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An adjective describing a person so moronic in nature that their stupidity could perform an act in the circus all by itself and take up the space of two elephant tents.
"I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner but my spanglotard stylist was yapping on his cell phone the whole time."
by Jasmine Noel December 03, 2002

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