Spandextin

A magical Kingdom where all women wear spandex. Usually found on a college campus.

Brah, welcome to Spandextin!

Spandextin by Propitious13 April 1, 2011

spandexing 

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

spandexing by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

Spandexter

A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative

This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.

Spandexter by heathcat March 29, 2012

Spanderson 

The act of spinning one's penis in a helicopter motion in the presence of other people. An act most often performed by Canadians.

"Dude what's wrong?"
"When I woke up this morning my roommate spandersoned me."

Spanderson by D-Elf November 10, 2012

Spantexting 

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.

Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.

Spantexting by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010