a spammer is someone who likes doot
but since everyone loves doot
it's hard to identify a spammer, therefor we spot a spammer, by the nasty emails coming from him (or her), usualy it goes by *@mp3.com !
so in the name of doot, may we have a world peace!
Someone who makes the most of their advanced technological knowledge to place advertisements online without having to pay any costs.
For example posting adverts to thousands of forums as regular users and regular forum posts without having to purchase advertising space.
I downloaded that esrun spammer to advertise on a bunch of car forums for free.
A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.
With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.
The term "spammer" is often used in a derogatory manner to denounce people that are in general, smarter than everyone else. Or confused with spam
, the processed meat product. Spammers, are quite simply, the baddest mother fuckers out there, so watch your backs...
Loser at McDonalds : "I made 65 bucks today!!!"
Spammer : "Oh, I only made $2,500."
A spammer is one that makes more money than your whole family combined!
Spammer: "Hey babe, Ima spammer. Suck my dick" Girl: "ok"
The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.
Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.
1. Someone who post needless amounts of crap on a forum.
2. Someone who sends too many e-mails to the same person.
3. Someone who will up a chat window with the same thing repeatedly, or something that means nothing at all.
"Quit spammin my forum, spammer."
An evil deceiving piece of crap who likes to fill your e-mail inbox with crap about buying all sorts of ghey shit.
"If you see a spammer on the street, beat him with the nearest blunt object."