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update spamming 

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.
Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.
update spamming by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017
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Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.
"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"
Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

Ham Spamming 

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis
After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

sampling 

the process of taking brief segments of sound (from a song, movie or elsewhere) and using that sound to form another sound or musical piece.
Kanye West is known for sampling soul songs from the 70's and 80's.
sampling by djestouff April 17, 2006

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.
Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.
Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014