spermageddon 

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Smarmageddon 

A party or gathering with a plethora of sleazy and greasy men.

"Let's get out of here, this place is a smarmageddon!"

Smarmageddon by Justin D Schmidt January 9, 2008

Smarmageddon 

(1)the compromise of integrity and all things wholesome by sleazy, self-serving creeps and those whose souls are generally covered in goop; (2) the end result of the actions of lowlifes, making a place of work or other environment so morally funky that you want to take a shower after you leave

"My new boss turned a job I once loved into Smarmageddon."
"Our group had morals and vision and a purpose, but since that new Executive Director was hired, the place has turned into Smarmageddon."

Smarmageddon by Plains Mermaid January 3, 2009

smarmageddon 

when the level of internet snark finally explodes and creates a black hole full of hugs and sneezing pandas.

I swear, that bitch is so smug. Her snarky twitterfeed is totes gonna lead to a smarmageddon.

smarmageddon by Court_pdx June 1, 2010

Swarmageddon

apocalyptic event when murder hornets and killer bees attack like MAGA rioters at the capitol

the next plague is gonna be a real swarmageddon

Swarmageddon by anonymous January 27, 2021

Sexmageddon 

When you have such an unusual, bone chilling and/or horrifying sexual experience that it brings the entire world to an end.

Hide your family!The Sexmageddon is here! Run for your lives!

Sexmageddon by DaddyRahaddy May 9, 2024

Pamageddon

A person or persons who spam the word "pa".

Person 1: Hey pa, pa I think later pa, pa we should go to the beach pa. Pa, what do you think pa. Pa, let me know pa.

Person 2: Pa, it's a Pamageddon out here pa.

Pamageddon by freakjah March 23, 2026