spadeldradle 

The act of shoving a spade ,or other similar small gardening utensil, up one’s anus.

“Man Jim’s girlfriend is so fucking weird”
“How so?”
“I heard she got him to spadeldradle her”

spadeldradle by CoffeeSalt November 14, 2021

spacelift 

n. A drastic alteration of one's myspace profile. The spacelift is often employed to evade an ex or an insistent loser on myspace.

Example:

Girl1: I think my ex found me on myspace again.

Girl2: Time for another spacelift.

spacelift by Mr. Busby January 16, 2009

spacelag 

Reduced muscular co-ordination, diminished mental faculties leading to extra long reaction time taken by someone who is stoned.

Its like jetlag except here your coming back from outer space.

It took Jack 20 minutes to open the can of cola - he is soooo spacelagged.

spacelag by ShreyZ December 14, 2010

Spacely 

An adjective used by rapper Wiz Khalifa to: First, describe his tremendous swag that is out of this world. Second, describe the fact that he is a super star.And third, describe the high he gets after smoking high quality marijuana.

"Spacely"- Wiz Khalifa ft. Rocky Fontaine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F3La2r63bw

Spacely by Mr. Penn State January 8, 2009

sparkelicious 

totally cute, pretty, cool, awesome, spectacular, and amazingly wonderful yet totally sparkly!!!

Ashley: Maddie, I LOVE your purse!!!
Maddie: Thanks, I thought it was so cute.
Sarah: Look at all the sparkles!!
Ashley: It is totally SPARKELICIOUS!!!

sparkelicious by Maddiethemostamazingpersonintheworld March 27, 2008

Spadelork 

When’s spoon, ladel, and a fork have sex... and make a baby.

Wow, this spadelork is a useful object

Spadelork by john spade February 2, 2018

spackeling 

A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling.

For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com

spackeling by A-G-Dawg September 26, 2006