David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

David the Grunting Spacker by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

spakker

A complete idiot, a stupid person. Used in England.

Richard is such a spakker he put soap in his hair instead of gel.

spakker by Lloydy November 5, 2003

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Spackers Say No

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.

Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!

Spackers Say No by Lugs-o July 30, 2005

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spacker bus

The bus by which many community groups travel about. Often one may see such buses filled with intellectually challenged youths sticking either thumbs or fingers up in the window. Common usage is similar to the taxi cry when someone performs or says something stupid. One can suggest the came or ought to leave on said spacker bus.

friend falls over a paving stone

BUCKLE!! Get back on the Spacker Bus!

spacker bus by loz January 7, 2004