Spaits M 

usually somebody who is a complete asshole and has an especially crooked cock. The person also usually has a ridiculously hairy ass and should be advised not to sit on velcro in the near future. Used in a derogatory manner.

Kid: Hey! There is yet another Spaits M!

Parent: Oh honey! You looked at his crooked cock didnt you?

Spaits M by panama171 January 21, 2008

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again 

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020

Only good for the spits 

The person is only good for performing oral sex

Jimmy: Shawty a treesh she only good for the spits

Tom: Facts

Only good for the spits by Leonardo the fifth jr June 28, 2021

Elite Spits 

Crazy Good, Unexpected Bomb Head. Amazing Blow Job.

Bro, she don't just suck dick, she got them elite spits!

Elite Spits by CrazyGringaWithEliteSpits418 November 27, 2016

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain by bichasse June 3, 2016

splitsies

1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost

1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.

splitsies by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005

sugar spits 

Sugar spits comes from your salvia after eating very sugary foods like donuts, most candies. soda pop,and Kool-Aid.
Makes your salvia into a sugary substance.

I found a person with low blood sugar, so I used my sugar spits to raise his sugar up!

I ate to much sugar foods and my blood sugar rose, so I go around spitting on the ground, to lower blood sugar.

sugar spits by Bonby sugar spits October 15, 2017