sprinted 

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Sainted 

To saint a bitch and become “sainted” is to fuck a bitch twice, and to ghost her immediately after. Becoming sainted.

Yo how are you and Sarah? ... Sarah? I “sainted” that bitch.

Sainted by ThePriest69420 July 5, 2020

Sprinted 

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.

He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.

Sprinted by Piranha August 5, 2007

spinted 

hot and sexy person

Person 1: Oh my god John is such a spinted
Person 2: ooohh my god i know right!!

spinted by crackhead53 March 25, 2021

spained 

To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.

"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"

spained by spainee April 28, 2005

stainted 

A combination of stained and tainted. When someone gross and vile, leaves a permanent mark on a surface with their bodily emissions.

Bob stainted my cubicle wall when he leaned his greasy head against it.

stainted by johnnypockets December 12, 2017

Spained 

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

Spained by Brando August 6, 2003