Top Definition
An unhygienic human who stands in the shower and aims their ass skyward in a futile attempt at rinsing away the filth after shitting, instead of wiping like a normal person. Not to be confused with slow magt.
Example 1:
"Ew, who would want to sleep with him?! He's a spagt! That ass is so nasty, i don't care how big it is!"

Example 2:
"Somebody oughta buy this spagt some toilet paper.. He's stinking up the whole house!"
by pornographic jiangster August 08, 2014

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