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To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.
Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.
by Binman_UK December 27, 2006
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Spaf: name of one of the early Internet "net.god"'s . Like Cher and Madonna, Spaf is publically known by his singular name "Spaf". Spaf was one of the people responsible for how people began using the internet to share information in its earliest days, before browsers and other more convenient tools. He also provided the first analysis of the first large scale Internet Virus attack, known as the "Morris worm".

Member of the President's Information Technology Advisory Committee 2003-2005, has been an advisor to the National Science Foundation (NSF), and serves as an advisor to over a dozen other government agencies and major corporations.

He is the Executive Director of the Purdue University Center for Education and Research in Information Assurance and Security (CERIAS).

He is a full professor at Purdue University, with multiple PhD's.

On wikipedia.com under the title "Spaf"
One of the leading experts on cyber security in the world today, Spaf's full name is Dr. Gene Spafford.
by geohump June 02, 2016
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Spaf: name of one of the early Internet "net.god"'s . Like Cher and Madonna, Spaf is publically known by his singular name "Spaf". Spaf was one of the people responsible for how people began using the internet to share information in its earliest days, before browsers and other more convenient tools. He also provided the first analysis of the first large scale Internet Virus attack, known as the "Morris worm".

Member of the President's Information Technology Advisory Committee 2003-2005, has been an advisor to the National Science Foundation (NSF), and serves as an advisor to over a dozen other government agencies and major corporations.

He is the Executive Director of the Purdue University Center for Education and Research in Information Assurance and Security (CERIAS).

He is a full professor at Purdue University, with multiple PhD's.

On wikipedia.com under the title "Spaf"
One of the leading experts on cyber security in the world today, Spaf's full name is Dr. Gene Spafford.
by geohump June 01, 2016
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Spaf: name of one of the early Internet "net.god"'s . Like Cher and Madonna, Spaf is publically known by his singular name "Spaf". Spaf was one of the people responsible for how people began using the internet to share information in its earliest days, before browsers and other more convenient tools. He also provided the first analysis of the first large scale Internet Virus attack, known as the "Morris worm".

Member of the President's Information Technology Advisory Committee 2003-2005, has been an advisor to the National Science Foundation (NSF), and serves as an advisor to over a dozen other government agencies and major corporations.

He is the Executive Director of the Purdue University Center for Education and Research in Information Assurance and Security (CERIAS).

He is a full professor at Purdue University, with multiple PhD's.

On wikipedia.com under the title "Spaf"
One of the leading experts on cyber security in the world today, Spaf's full name is Dr. Gene Spafford.
by geohump June 02, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Spaf: name of one of the early Internet "net.god"'s . Like Cher and Madonna, Spaf is publically known by his singular name "Spaf". Spaf was one of the people responsible for how people began using the internet to share information in its earliest days, before browsers and other more convenient tools. He also provided the first analysis of the first large scale Internet Virus attack, known as the "Morris worm".

Member of the President's Information Technology Advisory Committee 2003-2005, has been an advisor to the National Science Foundation (NSF), and serves as an advisor to over a dozen other government agencies and major corporations.

He is the Executive Director of the Purdue University Center for Education and Research in Information Assurance and Security (CERIAS).

He is a full professor at Purdue University, with multiple PhD's.

On wikipedia.com under the title "Spaf"
One of the leading experts on cyber security in the world today, Spaf's full name is Dr. Gene Spafford.
by geohump June 02, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face
Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd
by Yourleftnut March 21, 2003
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Can I 'spaf' on your norks?
by Protozoa February 14, 2003
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