To slap someone in the face with your schlong
She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!
He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.
In Australia spadge
is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.
"I copped a flash of spadge
,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"
Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".
"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.
British: A loving term for a young son or grandson - used by Dad or Grandad - perhaps originally from Lancashire.
"Howdey little spadge"
To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner
"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"
Spadge in a name is a shortening of "Spadger" which is an old english common name for a house-sparrow or field-sparrow.
As a name, any example is acceptable, so "Hi Spadge"
*post-coital* I think I need a spadge transplant.