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9. spadge
British: A young person, usually used by aunts or uncles
Hello my little spadge!
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1. Spadge
In Australia spadge is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.
"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"
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2. Spadge
Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".
"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.
3. spadge
British: A loving term for a young son or grandson - used by Dad or Grandad - perhaps originally from Lancashire.
"Howdey little spadge"
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4. Spadge
To hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner
"I gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel" or "I like to spadge pancakes real good"
5. Spadge
Spadge in a name is a shortening of "Spadger" which is an old english common name for a house-sparrow or field-sparrow.
As a name, any example is acceptable, so "Hi Spadge"
6. spadge
To slap someone in the face with your schlong.

She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!

or

He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.
7. Spadge
Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.
"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."
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