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verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.
After pounding her in the ass, he pulled out and spackled her crack.
by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005
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to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.
Jeremiah: Yo why are you walking so wierd?
Uncle Bobby: I just spackled myself.
by porpoise April 19, 2008
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Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.
"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."
by Dick Splash November 10, 2003
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To explosively pound out a liquified dump, typically in to a toilet but not exclusively, that sprays uncontrollably all over the sidewalls of the bowl and your own ass. Due to it's uncontrollability and power, many people have spackled there pants, own legs and anything in a 4' radius just short of sitting down. It often resembles what pudding being fired out of a shotgun would look like.
I drank 20 budweisers last night and went on to spackle not only my undies but the toilet bowl, seat, my legs, shoes and bathroom floor.
by Adam Burgee October 10, 2006
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Wet and runny shit being forced out of your ass by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl...walls and all.
(1) "Dude I have to shit bad, I think i'm going to spackle!!!"
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."
by Blaine January 05, 2005
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when you thought you had to fart but poop came out....
oops i just spackled in my shorts!!!
by bytor4u2 August 18, 2009
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It is a state of being, blowing coke and laying in your pajamas all day skipping class, then wearing those same pajamas to a party that night, while doing all of this you never lie, joke, or kid about things happening in your life
You are being a waste of life cokehead, stop being a "Spackle "
by Northeasternhomie November 07, 2008
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