Top Definition
To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.
My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.
by wally4444 July 30, 2011
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