Spackward 

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

Spackward by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

spaceboarding 

The transportation of butt juice from one fool's anal cavity to another's through a tube, usually see through, but that is not entirely necessary. Sometimes it is perforated, but that can get messy.

Last night I had a galactic spaceboarding adventure.
O Yeah.

Bart: You wanna go to the movies?
Raul: Naw, lets go spaceboarding.
Bart: I'm down.
Raul: Quiet, troll.

spaceboarding by Chupa Kabbra April 1, 2007

spacktard 

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

spacktard by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard 

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

spacktard by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spacktardaloid 

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

spacktardaloid by RowlandRat November 10, 2009

spacktard 

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

Retard:Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!

spacktard by Bryanttie April 6, 2009

Sockboarding 

(Noun) The act of masturbation utilizing a sock or women's panyhose.

"Man, I have to do laundry. All of my socks are tarnished from sockboarding."

Sockboarding by Thecore March 9, 2010