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When a man is fucking a girl either in the vagina, or in the anus, and tears through the skin separating the two. His penis is then in both of her orifices, and she is probably bleeding and screaming. Space docking can be accomplished either by entering the vagina, tearing through and exiting the anus. Or by entering the anus, tearing through, and exiting the vagina. Guy1: Damn man, last night Suzy and I were fucking and she was laying on her stomach, and I was sitting on top of her facing away from her head, fucking her in the ass. And I fuckin pushed in hard, and next thing you know I pushed out of her fucking vagina!
Guy2: Either you have fucking Cheshire cat dick, or you space docked the shit out of her! Her pussy is gonna need some serious stitches. Sounds like your life is going to suck for a while. Have fun with your blue balls. Guy1: Hey man. Whoa. Her pussy is busted. Not her mouth. |
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When a man inserts his "junk" into a woman's ass (junk), then exits and starts having missionary sex after the residue from inside the woman's butt (poop) is left on the man's penis. "When a space ship enters a dock, or dock "2" (The Butt (Taking a #2 refers to taking a dump; hence "dock 2")), but then re-docks into sector 1 (The Vagina), in result, leaving her with a high risk of getting a kidney infection or any other related venereal disease." Ex: "Space Docking"
Jim: Dude Sally was all over you last night. Where did you go? Me: We went to pound town! She was wasted so I gave it to her from behind, then she turned over and I started f***in her p**sy. Jim: You space docked her? Me: I don't know, but she said she's been sick all day. Jim: At least you're not obligated to hang out with her now. Me: She's a homie-hopper, she had it coming. |
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the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century. Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.
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The theory behind space docking stems from the act of excreting whilst weightless in space. Once free of the Earths gravitational field it is required that in order to poo without creating a terrible mess and upsetting your fellow astronauts a simple method of cellophane is used in order to capture the poo. This poo is then jettisoned into space...naturally at such low temperatures of deep space the poo in fact freezes. Space docking refers to excreting in cellophane, freezing the turd over night and then using it to provide anal pleasure to whomever requests to be space docked. No known examples of space docking. Not many people admit to performing the act.
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the expelling of feces from the vagina after a space docking. After Joey space docked Carol, Carol proceeded to space chase onto David's chest, which in turn became a Cleveland Steamer after she rubbed it in.
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when constipated, substituting a chocolate-covered frozen banana to space dock into a women's pussy Last night my best girl and i went to the county fair and i space docked her inside the funhouse.
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When two males somehow join together at the penis..
not reccomended by doctors Joe and Jay space docked.
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