A rugged, elderly gentleman with gray hair and black eyebrows. Also a sexual tyrannosaurus, and a complete badass.
UNC To Professor Oak.
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PST Professor Oaked.
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Professor Oak is a male scientist who studies Pokemon.
It is well-known that Professor Oak is not the slightest bit afraid to give his balls to little children.
Professor Oak sent Ash Kechum on a quest to collect every pokemon and complete a pokedex. Oak specifically kept a pokemon Ash would need to complete the pokedex. This happened mainly because Professor Oak wanted Ash out of the house so he could hook up with Ash's mom.
Professor Oak successfully stopped the JFK assassination from occurring by deflecting the magic bullet with a thrown pokeball. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
At any given time, Professor Oak has SIMULTANEOUS HOES. He frequents the Holiday Inn and participates in many hotel parties.
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1: The "new" Term for the word "Cunt".
2:The nerd's definition for "Space bitch" or "Cunt".
This word originated from the BioWare game Mass Effect, where in a side quest a female character is reffered to as a "Chit", in the context one word normally use the word "Cunt"
This word has become a huge underground success with video game fanatics everywhere for it's untraceability.
Other common spellings of the word include; "Chitlin'", "Chitch", "Chitlings", and "Cheetling".
Tom: Hey, I thought about asking Hether out tomorrow.
Zach: I wouldn't if were you man, everyone I've talked to calls her a Chitling.
A terrifying German mythical beast. Characterized by its desire to feed on anything and everything around it in a doomed quest for dominance and social relevance. Also it smells like moldy vagina and John Wayne Gacy's crawl space. Looks like a cross between a troll and oatmeal stuffed in a tube sock.
"Ew, she smells like an Oberbrockling."