"got space junk?"

"give me some of that fucking space junk!"
by spacestud August 11, 2006
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The dead satellites, discarded rocket casings, and so forth that orbit the Earth, creating a hazard for space shuttles.
With all the space junk that gridles the planet it is a wonder that NASA hasn't done more to clean it up.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Redundant IT equipment that litters your life or office
I can’t fuckin move in here for all this fuckin Space Junk!
by SupportMonkey007 February 3, 2011
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"Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."
by Nickel_Tesla August 21, 2021
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Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.
"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"
by TMegg May 12, 2009
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When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
by Mamahipster November 2, 2011
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The amount of room for male genitalia in a given pair of underwear.
Dude why is your hand in your pants?
I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.
by KAEDENBENNETT September 17, 2012
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