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5.
Senseless Panic Attack Syndrome... commonly known as a Spas(pronounced Spaz).
--So, Judy, how are you today- Bwah! Beek! Lala do! AHHHHH! MONKEYS!!! NO!!!!!
--Uh, Becky, are you OK?
--Sorry, I suffer from Senseless Panic Attack Syndrome... I'm a Spas.
by iAwesome May 14, 2009
 
1.
Abbreviation of Special Purpose Automatic Shotgun
I have a Franchi SPAS 12 Shotgun
by Panhead March 17, 2004
 
2.
Spa
A place where where you find a natural mineral spring
Famous British Spa Towns are Bath and Royal Leamington Spa. Large areas for bathing have been uncovered many times by archaeologists digging for Roman remains at Bath, Somerset. The Royal Pump Rooms and Baths were opened at Leamington ,Warwickshire in the early 1800s. Other examples of spa towns in Britain include Cheltenham, Harrogate, Llandrindod Wells, Malvern and Tunbridge Wells. There is an area called Spa, near Ballynahinch, Co. Down. There was a pump room and there also baths there in the late 1800s early 1900s but these have long since closed although the name still exists.
by CriostoirHulme August 08, 2005
 
3.
Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard
Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.
by Garrett February 03, 2005
 
4.
spa
Irish slang for an idiot. For extra scumbag points make it into spanner.
Everyone in Munster is an inbred SPA
by brittas bay July 25, 2005
 
6.
spa
With its roots originating in north inner city Dublin (circa 1980), the word "spa" remains prevalent amongst Irish youth today.

Spa is an abbreviation of the word spastic which is a medical condition related to muscle spasm or cerebral palsy, however it is important to note that the word spa is not to be taken as offensive to sufferers of these conditions.

It is more commonly used as a light hearted insult regarding idiotic behaviour.

An American equivalent might be asshole while the British counterpart might be plonker.
"George Bush is a complete spa!"
by Mee Julie January 01, 2009
 
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spa
Areas in Houston, TX where people go for a spa massage and afterwards some sex through prostitution. Usually it's $50 for a massage and blowjob or $100 for a massage and sex.
Damn lets go to that spa, I need to get some booty tonight!
by meltdown January 24, 2005