Sozzles 

A way to apologise.

Sozzles about that, I didn't mean to.

Sozzles by wotuwontm8 May 17, 2018

sozzled

under the influence of any substance heavily.

he just hit that wet like a champ. I bet he is completely sozzled.

sozzled by Baron von Dizzle May 28, 2003

Sozzlecopter 

To show deep sympathy or empathy towards someone for their issues, more potently than soz or sozzles or an actual fucking word can achieve. It is the exact opposite of a Roflcopter

Grace: I'm pregnant because of you!

Peter: W00ps, i must have 4got 2 waer a condom that nite. Sozzlecopter! xoxo

Sozzlecopter by Daneeyul January 26, 2014

sozzled

Sozzled means intoxicated.

Hennessey got me sozzled and trippin

sozzled by FlyAway July 19, 2011

sozzlefest 

Occurs after an incident in which much socially unacceptable behaviour has occured. A sozzlefest takes place to apologise to the the general public. Flailing often occurs in conjunction with a sozzlefest.

Ms Nguyen: "What is Emily doing on the floor again?"
India: "Oh she just said something utterly ridiculous, hence the sozzlefest!"

sozzlefest by stargirloz May 13, 2009

Sozzleberries 

An incredibly sinscere declaration of absolute and unrivalled sorrow.

Steve: "I just found out that my dog died."

Paul: "...Sozzleberries!"

Clinton: "Oh, that was YOUR wife? Sozzleberries!"

Sozzleberries by Ham I am. November 4, 2011

Sozzle 

Another way of saying 'sorry'

Person 1: Dude, you just ate my last cookie.
Person 2: Sozzle.

Sozzle by Only son of God October 30, 2012