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A sarcastic apology of eye-watering magnitude. Empathetically offered to a 'sozard' (see soz'ard) in recognising their unawareness of a self-induced condition of ridiculousness, such that a swift and kindly death is wished upon them for their own sake.
Wayne Rooney: I'm playing terribly at the moment, I'm injured and I think this club is crap. I think I need a lot more money..

World Press: Sozcophagus, Wayne.
by NickyD86 November 07, 2010
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