Soyware 

A type of software that was built with use of unnecessary and piled up technologies that will impact on its performance and size. Typically the soyware is the reason why your new cool laptop gets hot with a simple tasks.
The reason is the soydevs doesn't want to really learn programming, electron-based notepads still give them dollars.

"Why the fuck this calculator app takes 6GB RAM to sum 2+2?"
"Soyware, son."

Soyware by gigachaddev August 29, 2021

Sowers 

The act of being outlandish.

See kooky or ludicrous.

Wow, dude...you pulled a pretty sowers move back there.

Sowers by Tre' S. June 13, 2008

sally the seed sower 

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

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sally the seed sower by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

sywert 

A person employing deceptive practices and taking advantage of an emergency, like a natural disaster such as the COVID-19 pandemic, to self-enrich them and their friends. Typically, taking money from tax payer-funded relief funds and depending on scores of volunteers, recruited under false pretences, to do the legwork.

Person A: Let's set up a charity and recruit volunteers to provide face masks to hospitals and health organisations at purchase price.

Person B: Why don't we set up a separate stealthy for-profit business for big deals with governments so that we can pocket millions ourselves? Screw the volunteers and tax payers!

Person A: Brilliant! You are such a Sywert!

sywert by hugogo November 5, 2021

saywer

Some alright guy who wears fake yeezys, flirts with every possible girl he sees trans or no trans. Try's to act like he surfs but he really just skim boards. A California wanna be. And acts like he has abbs.

He's pretty cut but he's probably a saywer

saywer by Ya Boi hshsh July 8, 2017

Soycery

An ancient form of the magic arts in China dating around 420 BC, relating to the inclusion of sauces such as terryaki and soy in rituals and incantations.

“Listen now young apprentices, the art of soycery is the pathway to a high cholesterol that will unlock your true destiny”

Soycery by G-stringy bones September 30, 2017

Soybering 

When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.

"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."

Soybering by Larry The Unstable Guy January 26, 2021