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British acronym standing for Sort Out Your Own Shit. It can be used in a number of different ways:-
1. When a co-worker has made a monumental fuck-up, doesn't know how to deal with it and comes bleating to you expecting you to sort it out'
2. When a friend, acquaintance or relative who is a total retard with a totally incoherent life attempts to give advice on some minor problem you are experiencing.
3. When children who have left the family home and resent any queries from Mum and Dad as to how they are doing make some cock-up and expect sympathy and solutions from their long-suffering parents.
4. When some-one, who should know better makes a decision, makes a ridiculous decision which is detrimental to them, their family or their friends.
In many cases SOYOS can be used in conjunction with when the going gets tough the tough get going.
"You made the decision so SOYOS!"
SOYOS by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015
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That person that everyone names as their coolest friend, emergency contact, best person to invite to a party. He's that guy in a good way.
Are you going to that kegger on Friday?

No because Soroosh isn't going to be there.
Soroosh by sorrybaby December 11, 2009
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Sorooshbag

Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren'€™t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a Sorooshbag. And ALL Sorooshbags are in fraternities.
"Dude, I met this total bro the other day,"
"Yeah I think the word you're looking for is Sorooshbag"
"Exactly man!"

Sorooshbag by Fuck Greek Week April 20, 2009
Basically the coolest guy you will ever meet and/or a sexy beast. Definitely not a homosexual or fag. Did I mention he does your mother every night?
"Its a bird!"
"Its a Plane!"
No Its Soroosh doing your mom.
Soroosh by wafflenator May 29, 2010
Soroosh is the sickest dude in the world. He is the best at all sports and destroys at four square. He is very intelligent and handsome. He is a wild god and is better than yall bitches. Fuck you cuz ur, not Soroosh.
Soroosh is an absolute god. I wish I was him.
Soroosh by Not Soroosh April 21, 2021
an idiot who get called son of a dirty bitch.
Mom:HEY SON OF A DIRTY BITCH

soyoSob:mom how are you rude?
mom:πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚bitch
soyosob by epic dude named s July 22, 2020

soytosterone 

A (fictional) hormone present in the blood of low-T beta males. Causes rage, peacocking, and other compensatory behaviors that are often confused for passion, bravery, or backbone, but are the definition of toxic masculinity. Present in many White Knights. Typically begins verbal arguments with a forceful, "Are you saying that...?"
Saw some guy in a rando street debate where the woman was totally owning him. He started getting all mad and raising his voice as if that made his arguments better. You could just see the soytosterone swelling up in that guy. Poor kid.
soytosterone by ShortStack777 June 30, 2022