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A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe.
The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either.
"You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"
by deliverance April 24, 2003
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In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!
by dj gs68 August 09, 2003
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A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
523 62
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
by Gizwidget November 12, 2007
350 71
An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...
In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.
by Thousandinone February 01, 2007
357 83
A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
by Carynne No. January 18, 2007
249 108
While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
by maxwell tallman September 08, 2010
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The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.
In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.
by SirAnonymousIII December 29, 2011
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