Student #2: Well...I was going to a frat party but I'm not sure I still am.
Student #1: Don't go to a frat party, dude. Go to Southside.
Student #2: Why not?
Student #1: Because frat parties are far away and lame, and because if you want free alcohol you just go to south side. Of course, you have to know someone who lives in Letts, Anderson, or Centennial Hall, but once you get in you'll be fine as long as you don't get caught.
Southside is fucked up. I heard this guy got transported twice in less than a month.
-"nah, i can't i got caught drinkin last weekend."
-"you are a mess."
The South Side, being a large area, is sometimes divided into the "South Side Flats" (near the river) and the "South Side Slopes". It is not to be confused with the "South Shore", which refers to all shoreline neighborhoods south of the Mon, or the South Hills.