Male country bumpkin w/o teeth from Virginia, Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas.
When I was in Oklahoma I said, "Look at that there trailer yonder! The one with the Chevette on blocks in front, yep he must be a good old southern boy. YEE-HAW!!!!!"
by Mark Price March 08, 2006
An anotomical male who, instead of seeking out companionship in a significant other, opts to masturbate, thus satisfying his sexual needs. He has friends, thus satisfying his other human needs, but may not feel the desire or see the worth in cultivating a relationship.
I knew this guy, he was a real southern boy. I told him to give me a call when he had his life together. Last I heard he went to Minneapolis to become a welder. I wonder if he'll ever settle down with anybody.
by time_helmet January 02, 2008