newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.
scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution
. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.
the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
"Why, no, Billy!"
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Southern women know their vacation spots:
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions:
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!
Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
God's greatest creation ever. The most beautiful women in the world.
"You're beautiful." "I know. I'm from the South."
The 10 Commandants for Southern Belles
1.Never cuss in front of your Mamma or your mammy.
2.Your daddy (and Rhett Butler) is always the perfect man.
3.Never wear white after Labor Day or before Easter.
4.Never try to pass faux pearls for real ones at any special event. (especially your debut)
5.Always say yes mama and yes sir. No matter who you are talking to.
6.Never go out without "putting your face on" because you never know who you will see
7.Never pretend to be drunker than you really are.
8.Never smoke at a country club, on the street, or anywhere besides your house or at a very close friend's house
9.Never forgive yankees. (just remember you could be Scarlet O Hara if they had not have won the war)
10.NEVER accept the defeat by the enemy
Southern Belles are god's gift to earth.
Southern Belles Always...
drink sweet tea
Watch Steel Magnolias
Read Gone with the Wind
Examples of Southern Belles are... Scarlet O'Hara, Melanie Wilks, All the women in Steel Magnolias and Yaya Sisterhood. and most true Saint Marys girls.
WWMD- What Would Melanie Do
WWSD- What Would Scarlet Do
Main Entry: Southern Belle
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A beautiful and charming woman from the Southern United States. A Southern Belle possesses an undeniable natural charm, has a warm and dazzling smile, and impeccable manners, calling each person she encounters 'sir' or 'ma'am' regardless of their age or position. A Southern Belle can be recognized by her unforgettable Southern drawl, unstinting hospitality and graciousness, and her recognition as Football as a part of her religion. Southern Belles are recognized as one of God's greatest creations and continously overshadow women from Northern US States.
"Look at Reese Witherspoon. She's flawless and brilliant. Look at her smile, look at her charm! I feel mezmerized by her!"
"Of course you do, she's from Tennessee."
"And what does that have to do with anything?"
"It has everthing to do with it! She's a Southern Belle!"
the act of waving a duvet around like Scarlet O'Hara when lying in bed after letting a really wet, warm, loud and smelly fart. The waving around of the duvet adds to the comedy but also helps to spread the smell. While speaking in a Southern American accent. saying such phrases as, see examples. all of this is done while blaming your girl/boyfriend.
woowee, I do declare ive gone and made a southern belle of myself.
somebody bakin brownies? smells just like a southern belle.
somebody better get me some lemonade to wash away this southern belle.
its mighty warm in here, warmer than a southern belle.
a dead breed as far as younger generations are concerned; much like the southern gentleman
Southern women nowadays are at least as disgusting as women from other regions; they'll claim otherwise of course
John: Dude, did you see that southern belle?
Jack: Nobody cares because southern belles don't really exist anymore. Really, southerners are a major reason american women are getting such a bad rep
In watching "MTV's True Life: Southern Belle," we see that a "Southern Belle" is a stereotypically vapid southern blonde white woman hell-bent on conforming to a sado-masochist vision of proper womanhood. Typical characteristics of an aspiring or "professional" Belle are: extreme narcissism, poor grammar and an obsession with "Southern" culture and alienating themselves with more mainstream homogeneous metro-culture. The saddest thing though is the day that they realize they're "old" and are no longer pretty, casting them into a dark brooding depression battled with eating...turning them into the 350 pound troll women often encountered in the South.
Raini, from MTV's True Life: Southern Belle, cries when her 350 pound mother doesn't drive fast enough to the pageant.