The case of sour sideburns is when a person has consumed too large amounts of sour types of food, candy and beverages, right up to the point where the person in question can feel a painful, constant sting on both the sides of their tongue.
"I won't kiss you, it'll hurt like hell."
"why?"
"duh. I've got the sour sideburns"
by The pyromaniac November 3, 2009
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