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soup kitchen lust

When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.
They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.

soup-kitchen 

When a group of homeless people have an orgy in a car and leave all their sweaty homeless juices leftover.
Phil The Hobo: Man that soup-kitchen was awesome last night.
soup-kitchen by danxtlebron March 8, 2011

soup kitchen 

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.
Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this red prius into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my car into a soup kitchen?
soup kitchen by 10footdick August 7, 2010

hobo soup kitchen 

2 or more hobos have sex or do sexual acts in a vehicle that is not owned by the persons
One eye jack asked stinky and hobo Joe if they wanted to join in the soup kitchen in that brand new Tahoe. We will have a hobo soup kitchen all day.

scientologist soup kitchen 

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.
"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."

dirty soup kitchen

A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.
God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.