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29. motorbike
Intimate position, whereby the female's knees are drawn to the chest, with legs pointed straight up and feet turned out, like the handlebars on a motorbike. The male simultaneously grabs the feet and strategically "revs" the throttle, making motorbike sounds during the act, changing gears, and hitting the redline at climax!
Stan: How'd it go last night with the new girl?

Kyle: It was awesome! She's a lightweight like a 150CC, so I pulled a Ricky Carmichael and motorbike'd it! (makes engine sounds and pretends to rev the throttle) I think I may have twisted her ankle!
30. thunder gut
the enormous gut of an obese person that produces thunderous sounds when it smacks against itself.
yo man do you see that obese person?
ya man she has a dirty thunder gut.
31. Nitpat
Nitpat (KNIT-pat)

Noun

1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.

2.N-Squared

3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared

Verb

1. A type of dirty sexual experience.

2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"

Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."

Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."

Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."

"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."

"almost....."
32. muff cabbage
A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.
33. Dubstep
Dubstep is a progressive style of drum and bass. Mainstream has a hate-love relationship with it, and as its popularity grows it signals waves of two hand in hand truths within our taste of music. Most would say good dubstep is dirty, but I wouldn't even a dub an artist as a dubstepper you can feel its grime. You will find the few eargasmic artists that are recognized for their rhythmic timing or feel-good remixes. To this, you will find the devoted fans and on the other hand, those who don't see its magnificence. My personal opinion is that if you should appreciate dubsteps' consistent "bass drops" and odd frequencies, you must know the history. Dubstep a few years ago is not what it is today. Track the steps of dub to find what you've been missing. You either love it or hate it, track it or create it.
In relevance to a dirty remix: "(artist) just got dubstepped on!" "as soon as the bassdrop hits i feel a shiver go down my spine and end at my toes" "dirtier than my internet history" "dubstep sounds like elephants farting and shooting water out of their trunks" "I wish I knew how to make dubstep"
34. log twaddling
a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything
1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.
35. Mind Scare
When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.

This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.

Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating

Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce

Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.

Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.

Guy 1: is there any treatment?

Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
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