A)shirt and tie,
B)long unkempt hair,
is an indication that its wearer is
A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an office drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.
B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.
C) a man who is undergoing mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.
The modern updated term for Soul Patch is now Douche Tag or Dork Tuft. However, those born in early 60's will argue that Flava Sava is the only term to use, for this misplaced stache
The Man's Upper lip, Sideburns, and Chin are to be clean shaven in order to really let the patch show and stand out.
WARNING: this action can not be undone, but thankfully- hair grows back! ;)
Woman 2: "I actually think the whole soul patch thing is kinda sexy."
I wouldn't be caught dead, dying, or undead wearing that stupid square "soul patch" crap above my chin.