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ham sauced 

To be completely hammered drunk.
Man, we got so ham sauced after all those Jager Bombs downtown we were so college.
ham sauced by AMeyers December 20, 2007

Soured Nooder 

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.
OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!
Soured Nooder by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
1. Really really extremely intoxicated
2. To be intoxicated to the point were all you can say is "I'm sauced"
Friend: "Hey Trevor are you ok?"
Trevor: "I..I..I'm sauced"
sauced by CWang June 9, 2013
To fail miserably at the hands of a evil, sadistic, dictatorial, statistically inclined stats professor who will punish you for being of lesser intelligence then he/she

derived from 21st century Statistics Professor
Student 1: Yo man the prof totally failed me on that test.
Student 2: Dude you have been Skuced!
Skuced by Skuced to the max December 18, 2010

Sauced Pizza 

When you blow a load on a girls face who has acne.
"Dude, I sauced kimmie's pizza last night. So rugged!!!!" - Sauced Pizza
Sauced Pizza by bkfta June 6, 2017
One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.
"Woah that dude is soused"
Soused by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005
Word of the Day on March 14, 2026