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Southwest Philly Floater

A shot in basketball where a smaller offensive player floats the basketball over taller defenders who swat helplessly at air attempting to block it. Also known as a teardrop or floater, the term was coined by La Salle guard Tyrone Garland, who honed the craft of this shot as a youth on the rugged streets of Southwest Philly. He ended Ole Miss's Sweet Sixteen dreams by dropping the SW Philly Floater on them for a game winner in the 2013 NCAA Basketball Tournament, making him an instant Philly hoops legend.
OH SNAP! LA SALLE JUST MADE THE SWEET 16! TY GARLAND DROPPED THE SOUTHWEST PHILLY FLOATER ON 'EM! MARSHALL HENDERSON AIN'T GOT S$*% ON US!!

Playboys of the Southwestern World 

Named after Two famous Characters of New York. Cowboy Phil and Cowboy Dylan soon to be on MTV for their hit show Playboys of the Southwestern World. In The Show they encounter Crisco Fisting, the loss of Crisco and extreme Snorkeling. Also they take a trip down to Mt Kisco to get some brown eyed girls and crisco them up. Soon to be opening their own grocery store
Screw the Situation and the Jersey shore, I am going to Watch Playboys of The Southwestern World with my little Sister.

Southwest no look

The most thorough pose for the camera in the history of man. A pose originated in Southwest Philly where you willingly look away from the camera while someone is taking a pic of you.
Your southwest no look went platinum on the gram.

Southwest 

Area of the US that includes all of Arizona and New Mexico. Also some of California, Texas, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, and Oklahoma.
Southwest cities include Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Denver, Salt Lake City, San Antonio, Tucson, Albuquerque, El Paso, and Las Vegas.


Easterner: "Good Lord, it's so fucken hot in the Southwest."


Father: "Hey Kids we're going on vacation to see the American Southwest! We'll be visiting the Grand Canyon, Monument Valley, the mountains of Colorado, the deserts and cacti of Arizona, the heat of Nevada, the mormons of Utah, the aliens of New Mexico, the cowboys of Texas, the fun of California and...and...it'll be fun!"

Kids: "Oh cool we're going to Vegas then! Woo hoo!"

Father: "Huh?"

Southwest by Chizhi Worm April 25, 2009

Southwest Residential Area 

Area of Umass Amherst (Zoomass) populated by the students who most likly get drunk every weekend. Most female students from this area are stuck-up assholes who are picky with the men they talk to but will go home with just about anyone by the end of the night.
We're going to party in Southwest Residential Area.

The Southwestern Mohawk 

The act of ejaculating in to your partners hair. One must then form their partners hair in to a Mohawk of ones liking by using their jizz as lubricant or "gel".
After sex Lisa asked Paul to give her The Southwestern Mohawk by jizzing in her hair.