booty soufflé

A booty so majestic, it looks like it was baked lightly into perfection.

Bro, that girl had the nicest ass I've ever seen. She has the booty soufflé going on.

booty soufflé by Dirty Dallas D November 3, 2014

Midwestern Souffle 

When you crack an egg into your vehicles radiator to temporarily stop coolant leaks.

Your radiator is leaking coolant. I suggest you order the Midwestern Souffle to hold you over until the next pit stop.

Midwestern Souffle by Agent0fDeath November 19, 2022

Alligator Souffle 

a real pimp way of saying everything is lovely.

How's things going for you, bruh. Can't complain...far as I can see everything is alligator souffle!

I'm not a trader, but if what you got is greater I'll trade
but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--I got it made. ~Special Ed

I guess I'm like the Black Marshall meets Jay
Meet Ye' alligator souffle, had it made
Special Ed got head from a girl in special ed
Ya know the pretty ones in that dumb class--
But she got that dumb ass ~kanye west

Alligator Souffle by The Amalamps September 20, 2010

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.

Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

Friedemann Stöffler by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020

orphus souffle 

A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."

Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.

orphus souffle by Moon Chan April 18, 2022

Order The Soufflé 

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

Order The Soufflé by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011

Chestnut souffle 

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.

"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."

Chestnut souffle by Mister Rection September 25, 2009