SOS
niggers white trash trailer trash rednecks arabs islam mohammad quran islamic religion lazy beaners gang bangers crack heads meth addicts coke heads spunderella drop outs Bush drug addicts townies dictators

Stuck On Stupid. Most: niggers, white trash, sand-monkies, and lazy beaners. This acronym is used for anyone who drops out of highschool, college, or does not earn a GED or some sort of trade skill. Becomming SOS is a choice.
Nina: "God I hate fucking niggers, whites, arabs, and lazy beaners!"

Dwayne: "Jesus, why are you so prejudiced?"

Nina: "'Cuz they're all SOS. If Niggers would have gone to college they wouldn't be out there gang-banging, killing each other like fucktards. But I guess thats a good thing 'cuz then there are less niggers. If those white trash fucktards would have gone to college I wouldn'd have to look at their disgusting trailer parks and there wouldn't be so much domestic violence. If it weren't for those Islamic sand-monkies they wouldn't be living in a shit hole of a country and we wouldn't be in this mother fucking war! And if it weren't for these God Damn Blessed Mother, Santa Maria, Catholic, wetback lazy beaners, 25% of my mother fucking paycheck wouldn't go to pay for their medical, foodstamps, and welfare! If they're going to come to this country they need to enroll in school, go to college, get a job, and pay taxes like the rest of us, instead of breading like the fucking cockroaches they are.

Dwayne: "oh."
by The Anrkissed May 09, 2008

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SOS
When someone poops themselves, or "Soil own Shorts"
Guy 1: Dude, you gonna come over??
Guy 2: No! SOS man!!!
by hitMN94 June 28, 2011

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SOS
Smash On Sight
Dude i went to a party and saw a chick i wanted to SOS so bad!
by Slinkybean96 June 07, 2011

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SOS
Abbreviation for: Send off Status.

The act of purposely sending someone off.blowing them off, purposely misleading them.
Sabina is on that SOS again.

That girl i was suppose to meet, was all on SOS.
by propelzero90 December 20, 2010

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SOS
When you have no mobile signal and it only shows the red SOS sign
Wylie says: hey valerie, please can I use your mobile phone?

Valerie says: Oh no I would let ya, but I have SOS.
by vky123123 December 08, 2010

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SOS
Someone Over (the) Shoulder.

It can be used when your mother is standing right behind you and keeping a watch on what you are doing on the net. Obviously, you cannot tell your girlfriend or whomever that your mom is behind you, so you can just type SOS.
That way your mom won't understand but the person you are talking to can be careful.
Your GF- HEY!
*your mom comes behind and watches the screen*
YOU- SOS
GF- Ok. How are you?
*normal and formal chat follows and your mom ain't suspicious*
*Day Saved*
You can use it against your wife too.
by akky47 October 10, 2010

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SOS
Shoot On Sight
We see him, we SOS!
by JTF168 August 06, 2010

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SOS
save our souls .......but on the chatting logs and IMs it means (someone over shoulder)
a: remember when we had fun last nit?
b(with her father looking):sos
a:it was a great thing to go make our homework on the lake edge :):):)
b: yeah :D
by vodca333 December 13, 2009

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