scrumbag

A person with no experience in software development that read a few books on Agile development and is acting like an expert.

I can't believe we hired that agile development coach, he's a total scrumbag.

scrumbag by {:} September 26, 2017

SCRUMDIDDLYUM

SCRUMDIDDLYUM:- Is a product which is delicious in EVERY way.

Just "pack down" a couple of little SCRUMDIDDLYUM fastfood packs, that'll fix food for a fast lunch - we can wine and dine tonight.

SCRUMDIDDLYUM by FABARM January 13, 2019

scrumdiddlyumptious 

super fucking delicious nothing is more better tasting than this

that dinner was scrumdiddlyumptious

scrumdiddlyumptious by foodweednicotine April 25, 2019

Scrumbulated 

When somepin' ain't right. Like when them dice over there lookin kinda wonky. Like when they just seem a bit weird and not frabulous.

Somethin' don't seem rice about these dices, these dices, they don't look so good y'know, there somethin' ain't quite frabulousis about them they're a little Scrumbulated. - Markiplier

Scrumbulated by Findloo November 18, 2020

scrumches 

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

scrumches by De Jesus July 25, 2007

tuna scrum 

A group of several (3 or more) Lesbians, containing one or more Bulls, traveling as a group at a social function or event. Birds are to a flock, like Lesbians are to a Tuna Scrum.

While attending an LPGA event, my buddy and I were amazed at the number of Tuna Scrums wandering about.

tuna scrum by Swucker Barnhue September 22, 2005

The Saruman 

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"

"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."

The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015