The location where cocaine is made. In other words, a crack house/meth lab. Usually inhabited by rough looking men in lab coats and mouth covers, using razors to cut up cocaine, then weighing it and putting it into bags. Also in the Snorting Office there are guns of many calibre's and a dodgy looking chap who puts the bags of weighed coke in his pocket or shoe or wallet and then goes out and sells the drugs.
Dave: Did you get the stuff???
Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.
Dave: How fresh??
Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.
Post Office slang for fragile items that have, possibly deliberately, been smashed. Failed Under Kinetic Testing.
This Dambusters clock plate's came from the main sorting office and it looks like it's FUKT.
Hot On The Job. This is a state a person can be in after receiving horny text messages or maybe even messages via secretly used chat programs whilst on the job. It can also be used when u get hot from that sexy office milf from the sales department or the extremely dumb, but hot, intern at your department.
Q: "What are you hiding under your desk?"
A: "It's the boner I got from this text message my girlfriend has sent me, she always get's me HOTJ."
Office MILF: "Could u help me sorting this problem out?"
You: *Looking down shirt* "Yes, I could but you only get me HOTJ right now."
Office MILF: "I get you what?!"
a small amount of erection when you are in office.
sam got a wee bone while sorting out missing account details
n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
|6.||Business Relationship Manager|
The Epitome of the Idle, Cock Sure Useless Manager's within the IT Industry. Abilties include a total lack of knowledge of the architecture they are supporting, sitting comfortably with a high degree of arrogance and total lack of respect for the people actually doing the required work. Recognizable by the total lack of any pro-active abilties, often identifiable by the fact they only appear when an issue occurs for the customer they look after, and thereafter show the "Follow the Ball" syndrome until some poor bastard end up with the thankless task of sorting out the problem. They will then set up camp behind said person, haranguing the person with inane stupid questions until
a) Problem is resolved
b) Resolver cannot take anymore and guns down entire office with a AK 47 .
Sometimes know under the guise of Partner Services Manager or Service Delivery Manager
"Hey Jack, theres a High Priority Case Just been raised"
"Shit, Head's Down, there's a BRM turned up and he looks like he's up for a ball chasing session"
BRM: Business Relationship Manager
organizational system composed of sorting object by piles on the floor
The floorganization in Dick Cheney's office is very neat - all of his spare parts are in piles.