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Prefix to a noun that belittles the impact of it.
You and your sorry corvette got your lonesome ass cracked by a kid on a bike
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Sorry is a word unknown to my X girlfriend.
After losing my job do to a medical problem my X girlfriend of 9 years, told me to move out. She said I would not have enough money to pay the mortgage.

I did not get one "Sorry" . The only thing I got from this is knowledge.

This is for women and men. "Study your mates friends and pay attention to every detail especially to there conversations or sneakiness. I liked her because she was drama free. It might be a sign of lack of emotions.
by Pathetic man April 16, 2011
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Logan is sorry. (to Lizzy)
by Logan January 23, 2003
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Often preceded by the word "so" is an overused term used as a desperate attempt to obtain absolution usually following the cause of irreparable damage to a person's propperty.
by The Doran October 02, 2010
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When someone has just gotten an impossiable shot in basketball.
Shooter: yep that was me Owowow
Geoff:Sssssssooooooorrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy!
by Hooza_snoza June 17, 2003
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Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister

What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess
Sorry I bled to death

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser
by lola93 November 15, 2004
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