| 1. | sorry dude, im not into pokemon | ||
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When someone says something to which you havent a clue what they're talking about.... you stare at them blankly and after a pause say calmly, "sorry dude, im not into pokemon" and then just walk away. just walk away. Craig: "Hey Jeff, I just finished that relativity project i was working on with the group. Sort of crazy how Billy figured out that "E" wasnt really equal to the square of MC because he took out the mitigating factor. You want to come down to the lab and check it out?"
Jeff: .......... "Sorry dude, im not into pokemon" |
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| 2. | im not goin | ||
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to explain to a person or party you will not allow the bs they are tyring to pull. when the man said "give me all your money" the boy said "im not goin".
the teacher said" you have a detention " and handed it to the boy the boy said " im not goin get that shit out my face" when the kid got to the front of the line the lunch lady said sorry no more chicken left u got to eat that brown stuff the kid said im not goin sombody give me your chicken. then they all said hell naw we aint goin |
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| 3. | S.I.N.S | ||
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That akward moment when you get called out and should be sorry and your completely not. SORRY IM NOT SORRY. "Dude you left me at Sutton Club last night, not cool!"
"Oh, sorry im not sorry, s.i.n.s." |
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| 4. | INS | ||
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Im Not Sorry.
idiot. Mike- sorry becky but INS....
Becky- Wha?... Mike- *shakes head* Urban dictionary. |
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| 5. | Emo Poser | ||
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Ok to start off emo posers are really annoying they claim they are emo but when situations change so does there persona.
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1. They have the "image" of an emo (the hair, tight pants, keys clipped onto their belt loop, "a must have emo band shirt to signify there emoness") 2. The are not really emotional its an act to get some dipshit girl to like them. i.e. they cant write poems or play guitar (when they try they turn the distortion up to 10 and cant even finish a fucking guitar riff) sometimes they will even try to sing! *person shoots themselves with gun* 3. The biggest thing is there "adaptabiltiy" heres a perfect example... i was at this rap/emo band concert a couple weeks back. the first act was this horrendous rap group sure enough all the wannabe emos are trying to dance really fast like a black guy "you know all the usher shit" and trying to show off for their girls i was about to slap one of them because the fakeness was getting to me...., but heres the clincher when the emo band comes on there all back to crying NOT there moshing? yeah since when do emos mosh whatever happened to sit and cry in the corner because i ran out of tampons? hmm im not sure 4 actually heres the best part once the shows over there all quiet and sad and regular emo whats that all about? ugh the mysterious mind of a person wanting to fit in... POSERS! stay away from these people |
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| 6. | jesus | ||
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wow i truely feel bad 4 all of u that are bashing jesus since jesus is the only human being that lived a perfct life....all u who say well in the bible its says were all sons of god how come he gets praised 4 it? it is true that the bible says that but jesus wasnt JUST the son of god he was god in a human form...and 4 u all that say there is no proof of jesus.... the bible is evidence last time i checked.....and 4 all u tht say well what if the bible is fake.....the bible was the most sold book of ANY time period so obviously when the bible was written it was true or so many people wouldnt have bought it because those people witnessed it first hand....and 4 u who say if god is real why doesnt he help people? these are the people i TRUELY feel sorry 4 bc they must not have ever had any expirences in life that inspired them that they could not explain.....god helps people everyday when a child fighting cancer unexpectingly survives after they said he was done? what do u call that? u cant call it scientific because the medical scientists that we call doctors said they were done.... if everything in this world was scientific how do explain the unexplainable that "shouldnt" happen according to science.... bottom line jesus was the greatest person to walk the earth and if u dont want to believe in him that is your decision... i personally disagree with it because that is my religion but im not living your life now am i? more...
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| 7. | takoma park k | ||
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takoma park is the nicest town in the world with the nicest people and i know that from only going there once a year for a festival.I made this definition with 'takoma park k' as a name as the word earlier along time to show the ability of pixels and how they can deceive the eyes of teens typed with mistakes from a total jerk perspective but at the time i thought it was the right thing to do and i regret it everyday (plus alot of alcohol that made me think i was doing a smart thing ). i picked this nice town and pulled out a bunch junk that wasent true to see how many people would beleave it . although 75 percent did even if only a few but please people that was an image, a clown face ,not true, fake a lie, dang b s! its dang takoma park! i was an idiot for being an idiot to see if i can trick idiots you know what i mean. billyjoebob xx apricot one lives in a rich suburb with a rich family whos parents work to 9-5 but 2 percent there are poor so that makes him poor and ghetto and gives him the right to act like hes suffering from poverty and gangs when closest thing his peoples have to a gang sign is a peace sign yano \\ // south side peace represent dawg( im not dissing the people who are poor around there though im dissing people like me .but the people who are poor and in gangs you should never think of it as a glamorous lifestyle , it is close to suffering maybe not as a child but when they grow up and hit 20 it is a very tough road and once you go a certain way its extremely hard to change directions)
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and finally im an idiot when i wasnt feeling well ;] i thought of those as opinions but in reality it was just evidence that there was a human on this earth that was 50 million years behind evolution. im so sorry i love all people , dont be under anything and when you are its hard to think for your self i said some phobic stuff but that was because i saw south park saying and i thought it was a comedy and every one said that.that was how young i was. im so sorry for trying to act like an idiot im such a spineless idiot for having typed that definition. im so sorry.dont do stuff. you have been warned dont do stuff right before you go on in the internet . pull the cords out hide them and when your feeling better attach the cords back because youl end up making the biggest mistake o... |
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