|1.||brown eyed blonde|
a peson with brown eyes and blonde hair...this isnt very common and is usually pretty attractive. another opposite that i like on guys is blue eyes with dark brown hair...both are really really attractive and pretty rare. and girls that are opposites are usually really pretty
logan lerman, jessica alba, ryan reyolds...sorry dont have many examples that you guys would know...but trust me brown eyed blondes...!
I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM
Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess
Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupiditymore...
Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.
Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.
Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM
Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake
Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!
Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
absent minded action or remark that makes one self feel think or say "wow, im stupid."
asking common sense questions.
Im sorry, I pulled a Tay.
What was that? a Tay.
You just pulled a Tay.
Cassidy is the sexiest, hottest girl you will ever meet in your life. she has blonde hair and huge boobs but shes still eally skinny and small. she likes tall and strong guyes. she can dance really good to. when she goes into a room everyone turns and stares at her
guy1: (HOLY SHIT! look at that damn hot girl!!)
guy2: (ya thats Cassidy)
guy1: (im gonna go ask her to dance with me!)
guy2: (sorry shes taken, and she only like tall guyes)
Blonde hair and blue eyes are the worst. Usually she will walk around in revealing clothes and tell people shes done so much with guys but really, shes only touched a lil asian dick with one hand! HA! Pretty much shes a ugly ugly girl and has no real life. She likes to think shes a slut to feel important but really shes not.
She is a back stabbing bitch and will choose her fake ass friends over her life time ones. So watch out. She also will get mad at you for no reason and then make up a huge story to get all her other "friends" to hate you.
She has some serious self esteem issues and turns to "cutting" to solve them. Its all for attention considering they look as if she uses a butter knife, no one really cares.
To all girls about to befriend or are already friends with a blonde haired blue eyed kaylee, stay clear! She talks about all of you behind your backs.
PS she treats her real family like crap too, her mom even conferms shes a bitch. < sad!
Kaylee: you talked be hind my back and we cant be friends anymore
betrayed friend: okay well im sorry (though i shouldn't be)
(few mins later)
kaylee: haha what a dumb bitch she totally deserves this, good thing i have you guys, but im sooooo depressed now
friend: awww bby! shes just hurting you
the absoulute HOTTEST boy you could ever possibly see. usually gets ALL the girls to fall head over heels for him. very sporty and talkative, likes to make jokes ALOT! trust me I KNOW! blonde hair, green/blue eyes, short, but still HAWT! hes a total bad boy and cant be serious to save his life. hes a real tease and will always have your back through thick and thin.
*guy walks to girl and leans against her locker* hey, babe
*girl blushes* hey dennis whats going on?
*guy stares at her eyes*
*girl blushes* what are you looking at?
Guy: oh sorry, its just your eyes are so beutiful i thought i was staring at the stars
A.K.A. 'Spogangster' - A person between ages of 12 and 25, lives in Spokane, skinny, white, shaved headed blonde facial hair, South Pole, JNCO, loves Lil Jon, loves J Lo, fat girlfriend shops at Deb, thinks US POLO ASSN. is actually Polo, drive a shitty car with subs, hangs out at Northtown Mall and Division St., fake bling. No style sensibility. Oh and dont forget the sideways G-Unit hat. Has no idea that Spokane is not a huge city. Spokane is one of the safest cities in the West.
"Im a Spokangster. I'm living a life of failure."
"Im a Spokangster...word up...oh sorry dogg I gtg cuz my mom be blowin up my cel."